@-_TheSun_And_Moon_- @LeCaptainPancakes @RoboRaptorwolf @RiraG1rl @SilverBirch
Bored, So I’m showing tha parody lyrics to make things fit, since I can’t finish the concepts during the day (for obvious reasons)
Wattpad: Gather around recruits, it's time for another day of adventure
Cast: (Do w-we have to? I really don't want to)
Wattpad: What?
Cappy: Caine, I don't know, we just aren't up for what you normally—
Wattpad: FINE
I understand you haven't been liking my ideas recently
So I'll go through, and give EACH OF YOU a CUSTOM-CATERED adventure
Just so you'll GET OFF MY BACK
Good?
Cappy: But that's not what I—
Wattpad: Good
Wattpad: Cappy! let's start with you
Let me work a little magic, and I'll see what I can do
First, I'll drop you off alone in a room by yourself
I know just the gift which oughta better your health
It's friends! Hundreds upon thousands of mates
Coded purely there to listen, quiet, never to debate
You'll always have a chum to lend a helping hand
Cappy: But that's not what I need!-
Is that a real hand?
Wattpad: Path, you're prone to violence
I'll drop you in to fight against
An endless swarm of deadly dragon-hating rabid nihilists
Path: Wait, what?
Wattpad: These guys don't care if they die
Kick 'em, bash 'em, shoot 'em, and they still won't ask why
Truthfully, they're just glad to be included
Path: You don't see how this is convoluted?
Wattpad: Sunny, there's no need to frown
Why a frown's a smile when you're upside down
The world is flipped, so try not to slip
A rotating trip will fix that tug at your lip
Oh, look, right there
See those pearly whites of pure delight
As if they were the stars at night
I'm so glad that you found a way to get over your sadness
Sunny: Watt! you need to stop, this madness!
