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Ayo you still alive and breathing?

:3

Okay but what if I made a book about Kevin Murphy from ‘F for family’ ? Heh that could be kinda hot 

Who wants to make an earth sandwich with me?

Hey so any of y’all got any good pickup lines?

I’ve come to announce that my story has 420 reads. That’s it.

Merry Christmas, I couldn’t care less 

Okay hear me out, how cool would it be if I fell down the stairs and cracked my head open

i am now full on having a mental breakdown and there’s nothing you can do about it 

right okay I’ve been trying to write a proper patrick imagine all day but i don’t have any damn ideas.. send me something really specific so i can get my stupid brain to cooperate i beg you