Happy, Pappy, Patton

CHILD, YOU ARE AMAZING AND I LOVE YOU. YOU DESERVE MORE CREDIT.

Patton?

Oooo Patton! I know you like it when Logan raps.. 
          
          Ladies, lords and nonbinary royalty watch me as I beat this geek and do it joyously. I'll vanquish any villain with the gall to try to toy with me, ask the dragon witch she knows the drill you're screwed royally.
          
          Stricken with clairvoyancy, events occurred as I'd foreseen your verse was weak your rapping stinks, flamboyantly employing these, trisyllabic rhymes. Psshh I can match that easily I'll beat you everytime so you do not want beef with me princey. I drown out lesser emcees when I flow there's not avoiding me. Under pressure I rise up, holler at your buoyancy. Diadems are worn on capita, I had this battle on lock like attica. You're through, go home princey, pack it up. I claim to be the better bard and I backed it up.

HHHHHHH
          
          YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH THE GIFT OF GAY!!
          
          ILY >:0

GIYS PATTON CURSED

Question, how do you not have more followers??

POST!!!!!!!!