Pattonwithagun

*gun noises*

Pattonwithagun

Y'all don't know how desperate I am to taste crofters jelly I literally saw (I believe it was loganberry-) crofters jelly at Walmart and my mother said no to it -

Pattonwithagun

@loganwithagun 
            
            If I see any I will either buy or shoplift two of em besti
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loganwithagun

@Pattonwithagun they don't sell them at any of my local stores like BITCH do you UNDERSTAND that i run a logan themed wattpad acc. you are legally obligated to provide my basic inhuman needs
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Pattonwithagun

Uncrofters your jelly 

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@loganwithagun 
            
            *makes Remus even more gender envy*
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Pattonwithagun

Honestly love how my voice died so I sound like a dying dog toy

Pattonwithagun

@loganwithagun 
            
            The dog rips it to shreds until nothing is left besides the skin of the squeaky toy. 
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loganwithagun

@Pattonwithagun how exactly does a dog toy die
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Pattonwithagun

FAVOURITE HALLOWEEN CANDY GO
          
          
          I LIKE THE SWEET ROPES EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T HAVE THEM

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@DandySole61542 
            
            Tbh I actually love candy corn lol
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loganwithagun

@Pattonwithagun kitkats and reeses pb cups,, zoo wee mama awoogah
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Pattonwithagun

Patton with a M9

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@loganwithagun 
            What kind of gun you got
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Pattonwithagun

If you disagree with @loganwithagun 's rule of pinky being pan and brain be bi I will throw you into piranha infested water with socks on 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          For legal reasons this has to be a joke I'm not going back to jail