Paul is a rather hairy English teacher living in the north of Spain. By day he watches shit on TV and tries to think of ways to make the past continuous interesting to belligerent teenagers, but by night... he becomes Paul299, a maverick master-storyteller, who roams the vaults of his boundless imagination and conjures up stories of staggering genius to post on Wattpad, where absolutely no one reads them.

Anyone wanting to check out my writing might want to start with 'Bad Ol' World,' which is a collection of stories, and contains the best stuff that I've written, as well as a couple of stories that I'm less sure about. They can be read in any order. Let me know what you think.

I'm currently enjoying the work of the enormously talented @FromtheBar and @joannajadoo. I've just finished the first draft of my first full-length work, a horror story called 'A mist over the island'.