I'm a red head with a fiery temper and a addiction to sarcasm. Unlike the girls on TV who wake up perfect, every hair in place, a smile on their face and a twinkle in their eye, I wake up with tangles forming, red marks on my cheek from my pillow, and a growing murderous attitude. Therefore, I have a love hate relationship with coffee as it keeps me from killing anyone, but makes me crash hard in the afternoon. I just have to hope I don't do anything drastic when that happens. I have my flaws, but I can cover them up with a smile and a wink. Not gonna help me online, though, so I hope my writing can do that instead.