Congratulations! You've scrolled so far into Wattpad you've somehow stumbled upon this trash heap of an account. I don't know how you found me, but you did. 

Now prepare for your worst nightmare, because how much I hate myself is reflected in my writing.

I'm honestly not quite sure how I gathered enough courage to make this account, and I'm not sure why I decided it was a good idea to post my crap, but here we go. 

I'm just a gay bastard who enjoys pulling heartstrings. If you look past my dismal writing skills and ugly exterior, you will find an even uglier personality and a genuine love for making people cry through literature (which I would totally do if I could just learn how to write correctly). Then I promptly heal them (hopefully) because I'm a wuss who cries at my own angst and laughs at my own stupid jokes. I also (like most other fangirls) have the incredible ability to read smut with the most neutral expression my mortal face can muster, yet I dissolve into a blushing piece of human garbage when faced with anything fluffy. If you hate me, then fuck you, and if you like me, then fuck you x2.

If you ask me anything/ post anything that I don't understand or insult me in a way that seems like it may be offensive but I'm not quite sure, my response will be a very confused 'fuck you (?).' Please do not take offense. 

Alright, I think I covered everything. 

Also, full-blown heterosexuality holds no power here (I'm kidding. I'm just too gay to imagine a male and a female together. I apologize if I insulted anyone in any way; you can scramble my Rubiks cube as payback).