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I've come to make an announcement: Peachy the little kid's a bitch-ass motherfucker, she pissed on my fucking dog. That's right, she took her small ahh dick out and she pissed on my fucking dog, and she said her dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Peachy the little kid, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.
[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. She fucked my cat, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Klaus Iohannis?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!