Wattpad male protagonists have given me high, HIGH, HIIIGHHH standards. So unless you one of em, I'll stick to my greasy ass food, thank youuu👁👄👁😚🥺💞
Yᴏᴜ ᴡɪsʜ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀɪᴠɪʟᴇɢᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴋɪss ᴍʏ ᴀss. Vᴇʀʏ ғᴇᴡ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴘɪss ᴍᴇ ᴏғғ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ.
I'ᗰ ᑕᑌTᗴᖇ Tᕼᗩᑎ ᗰYᔕᗴᒪᖴ. IT'ᔕ ᗩ ᔕTᖇᑌᘜᘜᒪᗴ.
𝑆𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑠𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝑜𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑:
- 𝐼𝑓 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑙𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑠, 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑣𝑜𝑑𝑘𝑎 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑎 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑦.
𝐴𝑛 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑤𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑:
- 𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑝𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑓𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑝𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑛.
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PeanutButterPussy
Aug 19, 2020 09:43AM
Hi, so why do I think these Wattpad fictional dudes are better than irl? Simple. They can’t reject me, I think☺️✌View all Conversations