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@cyanide_surpryse banger you should write for black veil brides

im gonna unfollow everyone i dont know sorry for the inconvenience

So I'll book a ticket on "Delta Airlines" and I'll show up at the airport and I'll go, "Can I get on the plane now, please?"
          And they go, "No. It's delayed nine hours."
          And I go, "Okaaay!"
          And then I go to the bathroom.
          And then I come out of the bathroom and I go, "Any updates?"
          And they go "Yeah, we took off while you were in the bathroom. Because we hate you. Now take this meal voucher that doesn't work, go fetch!"
          And I go, "Okaaay!" and I go over to the Wolfgang Puck Express and go, "Can I have a sandwich please?" and they go "NO!"
          And I go, "Okaaay!"
          And they go, "You"re a little fat girl, aren't you?"
          And I go, "Nooo," and they go, "SAY IT!" and I go, “I'm a little fat girl."
          And then I go over to the Delta Help Desk, which is an oxymoron, and I go, "Can I please go home on an airplane?" and they go "No! In fact, we"re gonna frame you for murder, and you're gonna go to jail for thirty years!"
          And I go, "Why are you doing this to me?!"
          And they go, "Because we're Delta Airlines, and life is a f r i c c i n g nightmare!"

Better skrt skrt before i get hrt hrt

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