yo life is pretty shitty but that doesn't mean that I'm going to give up. Not just yet at least ;(
I enjoy living but not so much breathing
June 5th, 2017 I came out to my sister :)
#Kofia
I Wanna Get Better
Horold, when you came into my life, it was a shock. I had almost given up hope that I would ever be scared shitless by a moth again. Then you buzzed past my lamp and everything changed. Oh, Haodrl, I know you can't hear this right now, but you will be greatly missed by all of us in the congregation. [congregation claps loudly, sobbing is heard in the back] Man, I remember all those times in the twenty minutes I knew you. One time I was like "OH SHIT IT'S HORGDLA" and you were like, "I'm just gonna fly past your lamp" and I was like "Waddup, Hordasdlael??" That was a great day. [wipes eyes] Then Sofia (please stand, Sofia) [I stand up in back, wiping my eyes. Congregation turns to me, offering light applause] was messaging me over a secret site through an email neither of us is supposed to have. I told her about how you flew into my life and the panic attack you gave me, and she thought that I was just joking until she realized that I was actually hyperventilating, at which point it got scary. We had many a great talk that night, and you, Harodladsrrol, was the cause. So, Hdrolalloraasd, as we lower you into the earth, I would like to say thanks for continuing my long-lasting phobia of large moths.
-written by a beautiful person named @YallGotNeckMuscles
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*she does not condone anything Trump does
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