Things I hate...nagging,bragging,gossiping,babies(they look like alliens to me),children(hate child abuse),trouble makers,my mother(long story),my neace(somtimes),animals,and the word panties,this will go on forever so etc.
You know what is so sexy that it is irresistible?I think bubbles are so sexy,that i they were a band and I saw them in a concert that I would throw a ball at them.You know what ese is sexy?Chesse is so sexy if it was human I would kill it because it should be illegal to be that sexy.I love to eat sussage(Don't be dirty minded).Damn,my dirty mind is just going crazy I typed that.
hot guys I like:Kellan Lutz,One Direction,The Wanted,Taylor Launtner,Jackson Rathbone,Adam Lambert,Damon Fizzy,Ed Sheeran the list goes on forever,so I will just put etc.
I was married to the red angry bird but he cheated on me with the red girl angry bird so we got a divorce.I have two half human and bird babies named Miep and Franklin with him.They are smart,beautiful,and carzy bird-huamns that walk and fly to their school in the sky called Cloud101.Are you jelly I was married to the angry bird(he's rich) and have bird babies?I am female and 13 years old(single as a dollar bill).My bday is April 20,1999.Hate it because it's offical drug day.No where I have a big drug kick.My favorite song is The REAL Sugar Baby by Stephanie Beard.Warning,my work is copyrighted so don't steal anything off me.Some traits of me would be werid,strange.gross,creepy,cruel, and mean, annoying because I say what I think about everything. I make my opinion and thoughts know.What your favorite drug to look at?I love cookies(don't be dirty minded).Eat my cookie til the heat comes.I'm so random but gusess who wants to eat you?The Cookie,Monster,Barney,Bart Simpson, and Elmo want to eat yo pussy.I am so hood.I am the most gangsta girl ever.I'm such a diva.Shaking my bum to the word love that is repeating in my head.My sanity is intact and i'm not crazy.
- Lexington, Kentucky
- JoinedMarch 18, 2013
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