An egg hater, somewhat-people-hater, and by the looks of your profile, you'd suit the description of a woman scorned any day (this by no means is an insult to your masculinity). You also seem like a fan of the word 'poop'. Interesting personality you have there.
Excellent. Your profile is a lot of fun to read. I love nonsense and I love the dark tone and the ill disposition. You need to start writing stories, Peccatore!