Okay, listen. I don't have much time. The bird wants us downstairs soon and she sounds urgent.

All you really need to know about me is that I'm different. Peculiar, even. I have the will power to toy with your emotions. If I wish, I may write something to overwhelm you in tears of sadness, but tears if joy all the same.

Therefore, don't toy with me or else I just may have to stick my friend on you. She has the will of fire in her veins with a personality to match.