PeepaPog

FIRST CHAPTER OF 5SOS: OPOSSUM APOCALYPSE IS OFFICIALLY OUT!!! THANKS TO ALL OF MY FANS. YOU GUYS MAKE ALL THIS HAPPEN!!!

Hey babes!!! So herez the 7 cups of tea binches my new book is out unlike Neil's dad so i recommend u go check it out and maybe leave a like to help me raise my self esteem but like you don't have to although you absolutely do. Thanks my babes!!! Xxxxx XD

This is literally my favorite account that I've ever encountered in my 4 years of wattpad. 

You should be sorry peasant

@throwawayurgarbage okay so you send me and I quote "I love you and everything about this account" and I go to the effort of actually logging in and writing you a personal message as most of my work on here is performed by a timed and automated robot (which you can obviously tell because my writing is superior to most of the garbage on this website) and you have the AUDACITY to reply with a "what?" Discusting.

@throwawayurgarbage so like that last message from from my like automatic customer service response matrix and like so like I literally love you

@throwawayurgarbage Thank you so much for your support! More will be coming very soon

DUDES YOU SERIOUSLY GOTTA CHECK OUT MY NEW LICHAEL FANGIC XXX THANKS CUTIES

New song is out! "Ode to motor finance wizard".
          Sheet music is coming soon 

TWO BRAND NEW CHAPTERS HAVE JUST BEEN RELEASED LOVELIES GO HAVE A LOOKSY