Nice guys finish lunch. Where the hell am I, and how did I get here? Born at a very young age. Another papercut survivor. Absolutely awkward, proud nerd & geek, decreaser of world suck. Trying to elevate small talk to medium talk. I wish my phone never ran out of battery and my fridge never ran out of food. You know you are in trouble when your mom screams your whole name. All I want for my birthday is another birthday.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain