Tired Keny

Happy New Years

Merry Christmas Eve!!!
          Happy Hanukkah!!
          Just enjoy your break and don't die

If I had a nickel for every time I had a dream where I had/was pregnant with a child while underaged
          I'd have two nickels
          which isn't a lot, but scary how it happened twice(⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)

I kinda forgot pronouns were a thing I have so yea
          They/He or whatever I don't really care what you call me 

Me halfway through writing smutfics of the boys from my school as a joke: this is gonna get out and I'm gonna be sued

GUESS WHO GOT HER WATTPAD BACKKK

Experiencing an identity crisis
          Like wtf is gender and why am I like this

I know I keep asking this but do y'all have any bl stories
          I don't care if it's mpreg anymore I'm just deprived rn

Its my birthday 
          Woohoo
          Anyways
          Enjoy the rest of your pride month gay

Just remembered it's pride month 
          Happy gay month!️‍️‍️‍️‍️‍
          -Straight Texas Woman with a southern Accent