PenFangirl

People are like slinkies
          
          They are utterly useless until you smile as you push them down the stairs

A giraffe's hot chocolate would be cold by the time it hit the bottom of it's throat.
          
          But did you think about that?
          
          No. You only care about yourself and your own hot chocolate. Gods.

IF THE STRAWBERRIES WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD I WILL TAKE OVER THE STRAWBERRIES

I know! I just couldn't find the time to get on my computer because my phone had been acting up.
          I finally get on and BAM! All these notifications including 33 tags just from you XD

Helloooo!

This is how I write essays. This paragraph will be a good example of how I write essays. Here is a sentence that sounds really good, but includes all the details of my paragraph, so I have to break it up, but when I do it sounds horrible. Right here is a sentence that is the previous sentence but shorter. My essays are written like this.

Did you guys have fun on Halloween? I sacrificed innocent kids in demonic rituals.
          
          I was a Death Eater. The Dark Mark tattoo won't come off…

I think trees are just raising us like a cattle farmer raises his…cattle.
          
          They provide us with what we need to grow from the moment we are born and then BAM!
          
          When we die, they eat our remains.
          
          So really, plants are the dominant species.
          
          There is no way we can win this.

What if my colors are different from your colors?

Okay, correction to my previous post:
          
          Nuts are not a little insignificant seed in a shell. They grow to be a tree, a beautiful, blossoming tree that could end up in someone's yard, be part of a forest, or line the side of the road. Each of these trees are important. They could be climbed, then someone could fall out. They could be the tree used for a tree house, then it could break while someone's in it. They could be slammed into with a car.
          
          So all trees are important. They give us oxygen, raising us until we die, because then they feast on our remains.
          
          And of course, if you eat the nut before it can grow into a tree, there's always the chance someone's allergic to it.
          
          Or you could choke on it.