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I want to eat you. Why do you have to be so loving?????
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I want to eat you. Why do you have to be so loving?????
I- *looks around nervously* why are you watching me Penny? What'd I do! XD
@warmxchaii mwahahaha me and Naz are so evil heheh, you see I like to talk to myself on my MB to trick people so they don’t suspect Penny is me. Also Penny is my alter ego and she’s basically like another person ;) @Birdsongfuzz hello me, how are you? That was a great prank the three of us pulled on Anna, wasn’t it? @MidnightKoala
@Birdsongfuzz Well well well would you look at this elaborate operation and to think I questioned that it could be you! But I saw you further down the mb and said she can't be talking to herself...can she? AHHHH! Ana dear, have you finally gone bonkers? Head: Blown Wig: Snatched Shoes: Stolen Hotel: Trivago (´-ι_-`)
Pennywise/lope, I have a joke for you. This joke was told to me by the real pennywise. At first, I didn't understand it. But then IT hit me. :p :p :D :D Haha, lol, how was it?
@Penelope1542 of course you do. Coz it's a penny joke- it wasn't even worth a penny :p
OH MY GOD. PENNY, MY BESTEST BUDDY, HOW ARE YOU? AND YOUR THEME IS SOMETHING TO DIE FOR. AND I LOVED THE PUN IN YOU NAME, HAHA. THAT POETRY IN YOUR BIO-SO CREEPY YET SO ADDICTING. I HAD READ IT FOR LIKE 4 TIMES BY NOW. YOU ROCK. ❤❤
Thank you for reading and voting for me book, 'Last Fall'. Love the theme!!
Pennnyyyyyy. You voted again!! Let's be friends. (No, I'm not greedy) ❤❤
@Birdsongfuzz aww this is so romantic turd bird *blows kisses* you wanna go out sometime?
@Birdsongfuzz buh bye, don’t ever come back to my account ever again. (And I will stop voting on your stories)
Hello buddy. Thank you so much for voting on my book. That honestly means so much to me. (UwU cookies your way)
@Abeeha_32 Okra and cauliflower are amazing flavours thank you very much! *huffs* don’t insult my taste! Chocolate now? Make up your mind woman *rolls eyes* but fine, I have some different flavours in chocolate. I have cabbage flavour, pasta flavour and sambar flavour, or my ultimate favourite..... “blood, sweat and tears” flavour. Which would you like? It’s okay child. I am a nice person so don’t worry, I won’t squeeze your intestines. *pat pat* (instead I will squeeze your kidney and make kidney bean flavoured chocolate) My slave? I don’t have a slave. I am a slave myself and Naz is my master.
@Penelope1542 What?! Okra and Cauliflower in candy floss too? What happened to your taste Na--- *cough* I mean Penny!! I'd rather have chocolates, no thanks :) Nu. Ice cream is my fav, but I don't like okra and cauliflower flavour. Don't be mad at me Penny, I am a sweet, little angel. It's not that I don't like your choice...it's just...I am sorry plis don't ask your slave to squeeze my intestine and make infinity symbols with it. I am sowiee
@Abeeha_32 oh of course, candy floss coming straight up. I have two flavours - okra and cauliflower. Take your pick. Hmph. If ice cream is your fave, why did you choose candy floss instead? *rolls eyes* silly girl, I had some delicious okra and cauliflower ice cream ready to give you!
Ahem, thank you so much, Penelope, for voting on my book. I hope you enjoyed it. I will gorge your eyes out now :) Have a nice day. ❤
@Birdsongfuzz you’re gonna kill me huh??! Well good luck with that LOSER. And a word of warning to you hun, don’t look under your bed when you go to sleep tonight...... And by the way I didn’t steal your best friend! You’re TRYING to steal mine! (Love you Ana ♥️)
Yeah right. You think you can hide and lurk behind this mask. I know you from before, nanzi. ❤❤ I laughed so hard at ur bio lol.
@Birdsongfuzz YOU STUPID TURD BIRD!! JUST YOU WATCH IM GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND SUFFOCATE YOU TO DEATH!!
@Penelope1542 @MidnightKoala @Birdsongfuzz Now we are talking. Naz, i love u babes Penny, IN YOUR FACE. HA!
@Birdsongfuzz @MidnightKoala NAZ, WHY YOU— HOW CAN YOU THROW AWAY 16 YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP FOR THAT TURD GIRL??!! (Sorry Ana, I have to stay in character) NAZ I HATE YOU!!! AND YOU TOO SMELLY BIRD (please don’t kill me Ana) YOU STINK SO BAD THAT I CAN SMELL YOUR ROTTEN EGG ODOUR ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE (remember this is penny speaking and not Naz) THATS IT IM BREAKING OUR FRIENDSHIP RIGHT NOW NAZ. NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN. AND I WONT COME TO YOUR FUNERAL EITHER. *HMPH*
Oh my God. Is that...is that Mama hen?❤❤
@Abeeha_32 Hey Abeeha! You’re welcome! Thanks for the follow back. Will surely check out your works (well I’ve already read them haha!) Have a great day! :) ♥️✨
@Penelope1542 oki there we go: Hey Penelope. Thank you for the follow. Hope you can check out my works. :) ❤️
@Abeeha_32 YES MY BABY CHICK it’s meeee (but shhh I’m undercover, you cant reveal my secret identity hehe, you must address me as Penny on this account)
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