PenniesAndCream

fun fact
          	jeff the killer is 23 years old
          	I did a little research and
          	*drumroll*
          	he was born in 1991
          	I am one of the creepiest fanboys out there

PenniesAndCream

@TheDerpyFanGirl_ 
          Remember that headcanon you said in the beginning of the year?
          "Steven DOES like Jeff, but he likes Alice more."
          WELL. 
          Thanks to that little tidbit of knowledge, I'm going to put it in a book as either something Bruce says/Lucy teases Steven about/ Steven comes to terms with. 
          ALSO I'M GOING TO PUT US IN A BOOK AS WELL-AS MEGA-AWESOME BOSSES.
          
          Spoiler alert: Steven disappears, yadda yadda I'll try to explain later, and Jeff is like "OH NO MAI SENPAI [pie filled with...] IZ GONE I SHALL FIND HIM"
          So basically, we know Steven's whereabouts, make fun of Jeff, and basically TRAVEL WITH THE SON OF A DOG to find his BELOVED FRIEND (kinda)
          [put in epic Jeven make-out thingy with Jay sticking his head in water to DROWN OUT HIS OWN SCREAMS.
          okay
          have a nice day, plz and thank

PenniesAndCream

All 'Adopted by Creepypasta' fanfics be like:
          me: *slowly turns to Jeff* 
          kawaii anime voice: D-Da...Da...Da...
          Jeff: BEN GET THE CAMERA HE'S SAYING HIS FIRST WORD
          me: *totally manly voice* DADDY FIST ME
          Jeff: 
          All the others be like:
          Slender Man *to me* S...you're adopted. 
          *Jeff starts hyperventilating* NOT MY LITTLE KAWAII DESU S-SENPAI-SAMA-CHAN
          me: What, Dad? I'm ADAPTED? Of COURSE I'm adapted. 
          All us ice-cream salesmen are adapted.