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Wtf was I on

Lovely start to the new year I'd say 

Remembering the time my mom asked me to show her how to buy some currency on some fanfic app and I opened a book she was reading and it was smuttier than the shit I read. But I just closed it and continued with my day. 

Never once, has confiding in someone, worked out good for me. They always tell my parents then my parents beat me. They judge me, curse me, try to get demons out of me? I always end up asking myself what did I do. This is why I'm afraid of going to therapy. 

I was thinking about joining the volleyball team in my school...not anymore. They got lit tho 

My asexual ass is so confused when I read stories with the 'only one bed' trope. Like, if that was me, I'd be so uncomfortable sleeping next to someone. I know I'll never have a crush but let's say I do have one, I'll still volunteer to sleep on the grass if they fight me. I'm not even going to ask where they're sleeping, I'll wait for them to ask then respond "wherever you're not." 

What do you do when you're frustrated? Like seriously, how do you cope? 

Thank you for adding GET A ROOM! to your reading list. I hope you enjoy the story ♡ for more of my work, please go to my profile @CelineMoniz

Larray fighting kids on Roblox will never not be funny 

Okay so I spent the weekend with my grandmother and let me just say my cousin is such a crackhead. Storytime while I down a beer of course. 
          
          So on Saturday around midday I decided to take a nap. About 20 minutes in, I start hearing this noise, like a bird squawking. Now, my grandmother has geese so I didn't think much of it. I tried to ignore it but this noise was much closer than it should be. So I'm thinking what the fuck is this and then I realized it was my damn crackhead cousin. I shot up and looked across the room and there he was staring right back at me. My two year old cousin, Zu, on top of a laundry basket, squawking like a bird. He was literally there looking back at me in somewhat of a crouching position. I look at him for two full seconds before running over and getting him off because as crazy as he his, he was fully prepared to throw himself off. There was no way for him to get down otherwise. I don't even know how the fuck he got up there in the first place. Anyway, after that I fell asleep in the living room right on top of my granny.
          
          But seriously, he is so much like me. I'm batshit too.