James

HULLO 
          WELCOME TO HEL-*cough* I MEAN WATTPAD

I SHOWED MY FRIENDS JARDONS POST AN THY JUST STARTED LAUGHING AND GOOD JOB
          WELCOME TO WATTPAD

Oh my god this was unexpected! Thanks jardon..... I think

Greetings, Earthling

WELCOME TO WATTPAD BR O

I welcome thee interesting creature

Welcome to the hell hole called Wattpad, have a nice stay and a cold drink

JAMES
          HELLO
          
          WELCOME TO WATTPAD 
          
          THE WONDERFUL PLACE FULL OF CLICHE PSYCHOPATHS 
          
          ITS A WONDERFUL COMMUNITY 
          
          WE WELCOME YOU 
          
          (I'm not creepy
          Wattpad IS actually really great
          Welcome) 

I like Tacos :)

@JardonTheConfuzled The Jerry story will RIP