Oh , look what the cat dragged in, hi guys welcome to my cringe fest of novels and plot twists. Who am I you ask? 
my names Maya and I only got one thing to say....well maybe a a lot.
I am a book addict, do you feel that? It's my eyebags dragging across you shoulder. That's how much I read, feel free to call a doctor for my not normal addiction.
Anyways I love you all and hope you either enjoy the crazy amount of unnormalality (if that's even a word) or stress about my crazy books. 
Feel free to pm me as I have plenty of free time in my hands, meaning I have no life :) so I'm all yours baby
Too much cringe? Ok I'll settle down 
I'll leave you alone now  but here's a gold star for your patients
*hands you a star sticker* 
Ta ta *waves hand)