B - "Yogurt, get off me!" 

Y - "Nuuu! You're just too huggable!" 

B - "You're too heavy!" 

Y - "Scuse me??!! I'm a freaking model lady!" 

B - "Mhmm" 

-flashback to all those empty pizza boxes and chocolate wraps- 

Y - "Uhhhhh...That doesn't mean anything!"

B - "I didn't say anything!"

Y - "I'll be looking out for you..." 

B - "Yogurt, the people are waiting you know..." 

Y - "Oops! well, hello there people! We are the loveliest rays of sunshine you'll see, Biku and Yogurt!" 

B - "Yessir! I'm the one with the imagination and this goofball is the brains of the operation (he one that knows something about grammar)"

Y - "Present! representing the suppressed realm of grammar!" *salutes* "So if you need someone to correct your story, feel free to email it to us at pepperonigang@gmail.com"

B - "Yogurt, don't you smell something burning?"

Y - "Huh?! Oh no, the brownies!!!! To the kitchen soldier!!"

B - "Welp, goodbye people, hope you enjoy our stories more than our burnt brownies!

Y - "Bye bye!"