Look, I didn't want to be a fangirl. 

If you're reading this because you think you might be one, my advice is, STOP READING THIS MESSAGE RIGHT NOW. Believe in whatever lie your mom or dad told you about books being just books; and try to live a normal life.

Being a fangirl is dangerous. It's scary. And, it mostly gets you killed in VERY emotional ways. 

If you're a normal kid, reading this because you think it's fake, I envy you for you being able to believe that books are just books and nothing more. 

But if you recognize yourself in this message; if you feel your eyes widening, muscles tightening, heart pounding and high pitched squeals uncontrollably escaping your mouth- STOP READING IMMEDIATELY. You might be one of us! And once you know that, it's only a matter of time before they sense it too, and they'll avoid you.

Don't say I didn't warn you...