I AM TRULY MADLY AND DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH A CERTAIN BAND NAME WAND ERECTION!!!!!!!!!!

This is the account of Maria Alier and Ahna Chapman two girls who are madly retarted best friends, I would die without my Banana Blackman and My Siddy (Sidrah Deen) Anyway this is Maria writing because I'm just so awesome (jokes, I am socially retarded)

I live in Hogwarts....I fly on Unicorns, My house is a jelly bean castle, Niall Horan is perfection and your argument is invalid

I am in love with One Direction and nothing you can ever say about them wil make me change my mind.

If you ever say anything about my boy, just remember bitch I carry a grenade in my back pocket.

Personally I want to thank Maura Gallagher and Bobby Horan or bringing the most perfect human being into this world well actually two incase some of you didn't know Niall had a twin brother that passed away at birth.

I want to marry the Horan family...god why must they be so perfect.

I'm meeting my boys on the 21/10/13, sand I got Soundcheck and Backstage VIP so like, I just might die from a heart attack.

I can't stand bullying or anybody putting anyone else down because most of my life I was bullied for being a different colour from everybody else and it practically made me hate myself.


Twitter: @pedonialll
Just ask for a follow!


I'll read any Movellas just send me the link!

Know let's get to know me!

People I LOVE:
Ed Sheeran
Hellooooooooo!!!!
One Direction
JLS(Jack The Lad Swings)
Little Mix
Gabrielle Aplin
Russel Howard
Stephen K Amos
Adele
Pink
Rhianna
Beyonce
Paul Higgins
Missy Higgins
Graham Norton
Jonathan Ross
Alan Carr
The Wanted
Destiny Child
Will Ferrel
Ed Westwick
And Many More But I Am Too Lazy To Type Them.

As You Can See I Obviously Have A Thing For Irish and British Men.

I Love Music And Writing,

I believe adding the word cus or cles to the end of a word makes it sound better such: Sparticles
or Spartacus

I'm just a girl who fell in love with books.
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