I like to do this thing where I read books instead of doing homework.

Please don't do what I do I'm ruining my own life this way lol

I can't spell for shit my dude. Like, it's honestly a huge problem but I am too fuckin lazy to do anything about it lol. 

I was in AP English for all four years of High School LMAO. 

Naruto has taken over my life

College is murdering me, do your class readings kids, it'll save your ass.

If you have shit group mates for college projects, drop them like it's hot because I can promise you that they will 100% fuck you up.

No offence but I love BTS.

I spent over $100 for a math textbook that was never opened for class omg kms.

So my year break from college is literally just me working over 8 hours a day, 5 days a week. Help me I'm tired afffffff but I'm making so much $$$$$. 

Fuck I need a sugar daddy so badly.