Erika^_^ | Philippines | Junior | 14 years EXISTING |
A true LOVER..always fooled by HEARTBREAKERS |
Certified Hopeless Romantic... 
LONGING for an EMBRACE of the ONE TRUE LOVE |a JACKASS hater | I ♥ SWEETS.PHOTOGRAPHY.PINK. |
| E.L.F. supporter;) |

ANAK: tay, di ako mkatulog, dming lamok! 
TATAY: ptayin ntin ung ilaw pra d nla tau mkita. [pgptay sa ilaw, pmsok ang mga alitaptap] 
ANAK: hala! tay ngdala cla ng flashlight!

A black baby is given a pair of wings by a fairy. the baby asked, "does this mean I'm an angel?" fairy laughs, "of course not! negrang to. ambsyosa! paniki ka!"

PASAHERO: Bosing, di pa ba tayo aalis? DRIVER: mmya na ho, wala pa pong laman. PASAHERO: Anong tingin mo sa akin? Sabaw?

A fat farmer was in the CR trying to flush his shit when suddenly the toilet bowl broke and bursted the shit flooded into the wheatfields then POOF it bcame KOKO CRUNCH!!!


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