Awesomejjk

Heyyy! Omg! It's me your old friend from the land of shiny, shimmering glitters. *bats eyelashes * Hahahaha you are such a funny girl kekeke and a weird one -_- .Well, I am so glad to see you here cuz Mr. Kalayo wanted to invite you to his wedding( he's gonna be married to that weird lady from ugly land that looks like a smashed can that was licked by your male pitbull,what was his name again? Meh nvm so yeah) He asked if you wanna be the bridesmaid( Actually he asked me but I refused you know my beauty doesn't belong there ugh) Okayyy that's all byee mwah mwah tsup tsup
          And oh bye the way do you know that hottie from the land of mush? He's really handsome like omg.    - Princess glittaaa

PerturbedLizard

@AwesomeJENN Umm, who are you again??? * i'm sorry it's just that i'm soo famous here on wattpad that I tend to forget. I've got like a BILLION followers and they're just so obsessed with me that some of them dares to invite me to their pathetic dream guys wedding. Like seriously i'm too busy for that since I have too many schedules here in Nutella Way Galaxy. 
            OKAY, BACK TO TOPIC 
            HE WANTS ME TO BE BRIDESMAID... A FREAKING BRIDESMAID TO HIS UNFABULOUS , PATHTIC WEDDING!!!
            THAT MR. KALAYU IS STEPPING OVER THE LINE. HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT I HAVE A VERY HIGH REPUTATION HERE ON WATTPAD AND IF I DID DARE STEP A FOOT ON THAT WEDDING MY PRECIOUS 1 BILLION FANS WILL MURDER ME BECAUSE I VOWED NOT TO MARRY UNTIL I TURN 79!! THEY'LL GET THE IMPRESSION THAT I'M MARRYING THAT MR. KALAYUMAN BECAUSE I'M TOO PRETTY FOR MY OWN GOOD. I SWEAR I DESERVE HIM MORE THAN THAT UGLY TOOTHBRUSHING SMASHED PITBULL THAT HE'S ABOUT TO MARRY.
            *YOU MAY ME WONDERING WHY I DIDN'T BRING OUT MY OH SO MAGNIFICENT LAUGH. IT'S BECAUSE I JUST SAW THREE LITTLE PIGGIES DANCING TO THAT AWFUL SONG CALL ME MAYBE. LIKE CAN YOU IMAGINE THE MOST ADORABLE PIECE OF FAT IN THE PLANET DANCING TO THAT CRAP!! UUGGHHH
            - The Magnificent Gestrelle
            P.S. reply back as soon as possible or else i'm gonna murder your chopsticks *cue evil laugh* mwahahahaha*snort*
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