***We were weirdosareawesome!***

So, since Sarah probably isn't on right now (you failure, Sarah), I'll edit this piece of shit.

I'm Izzy, by the way.

This is a joint account between me ( @NinjasLoveTacos OR @MrsKurtCobain which I hardly go on) and Sarah ( @WickedStreet OR @SinkerDarling which she never goes on [told you she's a failure]), and we used to have stories on here, but lesbehonest here:

They sucked cow chips.

So I deleted all of them. Except for Sarah's story, whatever it's called. I dunno. I'm to lazy to find out right now.

I'm probably going to be the only one who goes on this, so I may or may not put stories on here, even though it won't be a legitimate story--you know, with a plot and stuff.

I'll probably rant about the orphans and crap running around Wattpad. You know, the usual.

I also love monkeys. The monkey in the background is amazing, and he also has a mustache. Your argument is invalid.

His name is Papamango.

You peasants can call me Izzy if you're a boring little turd, or Squanto or Hall Monitor #1, or if you're feeling perverted, the Hall Moni-Whore. Sarah's Turtle ad Hall Monitor #2.

We're Derpalicious.

And I also love The Beatles. And Queen. And Nirvana. And The Doors. And Led Zeppelin. And Starrison is adorable. :3

So, because I said so, go fan us:

@NinjasLoveTacos (Le Me, the Derpalicious Frodo-loving chick named Squanto)

and

@WickedStreet (My Derparific loser friend named Turtle who's less perverted than me)

And while you're at it, why don't you go fan these peeps o'mine:

@AnimeGamer (my Derptastic anime-lovin' buddy o' pal o' mine)

@OrangeBearCritic (my bitch who likes pie and saying, "Ello chum, where's the bubbly?" until I slap her)

@SarahMaeZ (my Derparific friend who likes to poke me in the ribs until I beat her up)

So, yeah. That's it.

Peace out, homeslice.

~Izzy/Squanto/Hall Monitor #1/Derp