" Hey Karen, I'm not feeling up to making a bio today plus I know it would totally suck, could you make one for me but make it a little bit less robot like and more Peter like. Talk about my interests or something, I don't really know but thanks Karen, you are a star!  "

" incorrect Peter, I cannot be a star "

P E T E R 
B E N J A M I N 
P A R K E R 

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- I Q  o f  2 5 0 -

- S o c i a l l y  a w k w a r d -

- A l w a y s  a w k w a r d -

- D o  n o t  t r u s t  a t o m s , t h e y  m a k e    u p  e v e r y t h i n g -

- P a r t  o f  t h e  S t a r k  I n t e r n s h i p -

- L o n g  s u f f e r i n g  M e t ' s  f a n - 

- O n  t h e  d e c a t h l o n  t e a m - 

- I t ' s  c r o i s s a n t  n o t  q u a k s o n -

- S t a r  W a r s  f a n a t i c -

- P a r t  o f  t h e  A v e n g e r  i n i t i a t i v e -

- B i t c h , i ' v e  b e e n  t o  s p a c e -

- S p a c e  b o y -

- H a t e r  o f  t h e  D a i l y  B u g l e  -

- H a t e r s  c a n  s u c k  m y  d i c k -

- E u r o p e  w a s  a m a z i n g  y e t  w i l d -

- I ' m  n o t  t h e  n e x t  I r o n  M a n -

- I ' m  S p i d e r - M a n -

- I a m  T h o r ! S o n  o f  O d i n ! -

- K A R E N ! -

- E D I T H ! -