✨ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི Person✨ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི

i’m horny

two truths in a lie 
          
          i have a body pillow of someone 
          
          i used to sit by the tv and eat magazines 
          
          my eyes are green

Welcome to the internet
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JEFFERSON OR  LAFAYETTE

I miss you george T^T

I’m busting

Could hear 500 negative things about you and still be your friend. The only person who can you my mind is you!
          
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          Started by: @cherrysterry

I know what you are 

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