Swiggity swaggity swack
the mouse ran up the clock
he then proceeded to die and the house smelled for days
-A poem by me

Why don't dragons exist
Why can't they have sex with donkeys
Shrek.
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  • JoinedJanuary 29, 2015




Stories by Phanosaurous
Drink bleach by Phanosaurous
Drink bleach
Bernie becomes president, much scandal occurs.
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Planketon x Pearl  by Phanosaurous
Planketon x Pearl
Fricky frack these seacreatures are whack.
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Renting Another Room for all the Emotional Baggage by Phanosaurous
Renting Another Room for all the E...
pffft this thing was inspired by a friend (u go gurl) and its kinda like a dairy but naw and ima just *jumps*...
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