SJ: Will you accompany me to-the-mysterious wedding today?
Rebecca: … Nnno.
SJ: But-But, Rebecca, I love you!
Rebecca: I love you too. I LOOOOVVVMM YOU!
SJ: Marry me Rebecca!
Rebecca: ...No
SJ: WHY!?
Rebecca: I…I don't love you! Woopsies~!
SJ: REBECCAAAAAAA!*choo*
Rebecca: I am in love with another
SJ: Who is this maaan!?
Rebecca: He…is…you
SJ: *happy gasp*
Rebecca: I love you!
SJ: Marry me Rebecca!
Rebecca: …Nno
SJ: REBECCAAAAA!
Rebecca: I am in love with your brother.
SJ: CHAD!? I'll kill him when I find him!
Chad: OR he will find…you!
Rebecca and SJ: Chad!?
Chad: The mysterious wedding has been our wedding all along. Rebecca and I are getting wed at the wedding today! YOU are not invited! Will you be my best man?
SJ: Of course, brother…I hate you so much.
Chad: Goodbye brother! I'll see you at the bachelor party!
Rebecca: Goodbye, Sir Jeffers! I will always love you!
SJ(whispering): Rebecca~