How on earth did you end up here?!?! I'm so fucking sorry for you sweetheart. You deserve so much better. Feel free to leave this horrifying memory behind and move on with your life

So like you've left right? Good I'm Trash btw 

Normalness leads to sadness

You should never make fun of something that a person can't change about themselves

I've been embarrassing myself since about birth

Whenever I see an ambulance, I like to think there is a baby being born, rather than a death

If you're insulting people on the internet, you must be ugly on the inside

Be yourself. Don't worry about what other people are thinking of you

Do people normally wear boxers under their pyjamas?

I'm just gonna put me ass up in the air and hope for the best

Just picked up a black pair of scissors thinking they were my glasses.That definitely would't have enhanced my eyesight

My only regrets are the moments when i doubted myself and took the safe route. Life is too short to waste time being unhappy

Don't trust people who tell you other people's secrets

I'm the living embodiment of 'it could be worse'

You are a human with one life and its up to you to make it the best life you can

But they don't understand. The cat whiskers, they come from within

I'm about as intimidating as a butterfly

To me, the meaning of a human life is to be happy. It's to achieve happiness right now, it's to make sure you're happy in the future

Holy mother of rectangles

It's so important to know you should be happy and proud of who you are

Embrace the void and have the courage to exist

I'll kill you to death

PHIL LESTER YOU GENIUS

*cues Dan's screams*

LiGhT

AmzingPhil and DaniSnotOnFire *crafts* i-i mean Daniel Howell

Can Phil express an opinion?

I cOuNt

Some hero's have capes, mine have Sharpies that taught me being yourself and landing on your feet is better than trying to fly high your entire life