A slimy monster looking around to find a fast-food joint sees that he, in fact, is in the middle of Know-Ware, the intergalactic houseware department store. What is he doing there? Why was he here? It's up to you to find out!

I write strange and funny and bad and unedited stuff... Feel free to read, or not. I don't really care and won't suffer from you not reading me (but you already did... shuuush, I won't tell) 

I most of the time make spelling, grammar or syntax mistakes as everything on here is draft... I'll add an [EDITED] tag so you're not surprised of the better quality of what I edit... 

I'm starting to run out of character, but at the same time not that much, so let's go into my personal description:

I'm a 22 YO male from Canada, born on a saturday, of the Virgo sign, and the Monkey... I have hairs and facial hairs, two eyes and a nose... Basically a normal human being... I guess. I've been writing seriously for about a year. This year I'm participating in the NaNoWriMo, which I won't write over here, but I'll look what I'll do with the manuscript.

Feel free to talk to me (TALK TO ME JIM, STAY WITH ME, YOU'LL MAKE IT) if it interest you, or just if you feel like it.. I use the same username pretty much everywhere so you can find me nearly everywhere like that...