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(º-º)/ Hi my name is...
(/º-º/) '[kayla]'
I'm phil trash #2 cause dan is #1
I'm Barry Scott and this is cillit bang. BANG and the stain is gone
Mall boy best be going to work soon he's about to miss his shift -.-
" I just love you alot"
~from stutter
I'm lesbian and looking for a good cuddle *grabby hands*
Irrelevant person: Why is it the left eye brow? Why not the-
Me: Bitch if you don't stfu *grabs frying pan*
My straight friends: I found this gay girl that you'll love!
Me: omg I can bring her to my games and show her my pitbull!
Friends: this is why your single
"It's Christmas AF!!"
You need Jesus!
You need jesus!
And you definitely need Jesus like I can see your sins leaking out of you. Nasty
" Oh its the chicken watch out for your life" Phil Lester 2k16
"I'm gonna bang you on the side. And bang.
And bang." Dan Howell 2k16
If I don't answer you I am probably watching amine cause I'm trash. If you have any good ones tell me.
*watches dan and phil playing the Sims and looks like everything is going alright*
Me: ah nothing like good Ole relaxing *sees Eliza pancakes*
Also me: NOPE FUCK THIS GO BACK TO HELLLLLL
"Mr.hood please stop twerking on Michaels face. Actually just stop twerking all together."~ fuckboy
" I'm actually 69 and I jerk of to hamster porn " ~ horny
You might think that all I have is negative vibes but really I'm all out of stock for the good ones
I'm here and I'm queer
Creds to @ghostbustingluke
"Emotionally aren't we all attached to the same flow pipe" Phil lester 2k17
"STOP THRUSTING HIS TORSO PHIL" Dan Howell 2k17
@ghostbustingluke she's my dan and I'm her phil ♡♡♡♡
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- JoinedApril 24, 2016
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