Volcanic-Ash

I fell off my bed laughing at your pfp

"you know when you laugh so hard that you fart"
          "no, I only poo myself when I laugh too hard... you're not normal"
          "okay but when you fart into your hand and them smell your hand. the best is when it smells like rotten eggs- while we're on the subject, can you open that window, Ash???"
          
          ~some kids in my English class 
          
          (sorry)

I cannot believe the audacity of my history teacher- he is ABANDONING my class!!!

me, @Yawne and some other kid drank diluted hand sanatiser in our French lesson. 
          
          
          I had a new flavour hand sanatiser (lavender and vanilla) and it was delicious.

I just realized that my account is now 1 years old.... dam

because they're black socks

half of my history class fell asleep today (me included) and the miss made us to the cha cha slide- we fell asleep straight after
          
          
          also I drank diluted hand sanitizer today and I feel higher than the ceiling.

I’m looking through your reading lists and most the books you’ve read are ones I’ve read already and I must say they are amazing books 

Today my maths teacher told me that when he first read the Harry Potter books when he was 10 he thought that Hermione was pronounced Hermy-own...... Victor Krum much??? 

Wait, your profile pic is so awesome, i-