My name is Phoenix Maars. I love to eat and sleep. Occasionally I am funny, in a ironic twat sort of way. I hate most things, I love few things. I work with small children and they scare me from having kids of my own, which is a good thing. Moody as a mothafo. Friendly as hell. Read my stuff, maybe? Or not, you shouldn't if you don't want to, I mean don't force yourself to, you should have morals. Commas!
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^ only my fellow Parseltounge speakers will get the joke!
~love, peace, and Castiel kisses Phoenix