WAIFUISANIME
Hello, My child. Would you like me to read you some snail facts, while the butterscotch and cinnamon pie is baking?
WAIFUISANIME
Well, a snail can do things. Did you know that, my child? *sits a slice of pie beside you* Probably not, cuz ya stoopid! *magical thug life glasses appear, while a distant Sans is singing the "Dunked On" song,