Someone just kill me

I'm tired I need some coffee....

I GOT MORE COFFEE, NOW I'M HAVING A CAFFEEIN RUSH!!!

I made coffee!! -w- 
          
          I really like coffee!!!

I'm bored and all of my friends are sleeping...
          
          SOMEONE TALK TO ME PLEASE!!!

I made an ask me book just so, you know if you wanna ask me something....

My mom though Tom from eddsworld was my boyfriend.....

I'm following you.

Theirs a fucking beetle in my room, fucking send help!

Now their a huge spider on my wall! I'm terrified of spiders....

Its fucking hot in my room!