All Of The Drugs™

I heard Ryan's name and my head has never shot up faster. 

Allison is singing story of a girl. 

Ryan Ross just released a song he produced. 

Gen: Please explain to me why you sent a literal can of pickles to my house 
          Me: just DILL with it
          Gen: I can't be your friend anymore. And don't ever talk to or about me without my permission. 
          Me: wow it's like you're trademarking yourself. 
          Gen: don't. 
          Me: okay Gen™. 
          Gen: I AM NOT HAVING YOUR SHIT TODAY.
          Me: alright Genesis. 
          Gen: Stop-
          Me: oh wait the bible already has that
          Gen: please stop this. 
          (This was the conversation and it's not even that funny but I don't know why I love it so much. I also literally had a jar of pickles to him. We live far apart but we used to live down the street from each other and the only thing you could smell when you walked into his kitchen was pickles)

My friend is trying to set me up with his friend and I'm kind of nervous ugh. 

Ms Shanks is reading ASOTM and she loves it

Bon Jovi is like fine wine

Watson is playing the final count down 

Coker dropped 2 pieces of chicken in the hallway at 1:45 and they're laying there and it's been 45 minutes. 

Happy March 22. My life hurts.