I am incompetent

Someone told me if I'd close my eyes I would get syrup.The syrup tasted weird though

@NooneCrEaEzPigs  when will we tell the world about us?

People who jerk off to Jaiden Animations rule34 are awful people.That's why I suck.

If Christmas lights can get turned on,why can't I

9/11 was the opposite of poggers

I have a small penis

I'm gay.