"Du bist so bekifft, Babe"
Stealing a joke from a friend, but making it in German.

"̶Y̶o̶u'̶r̶e ̶s̶o ̶̶s̶̶t̶̶o̶̶n̶̶e̶̶d, ̶b̶a̶b̶e"

                 He/Him
𝙽𝚊𝚖𝚎: 𝙿𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚐 (𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚐) 

𝙻𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚘𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚋𝚒𝚌 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢, 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚌𝚔 🤪

𝙼𝙲𝚈𝚃 𝚏𝚊𝚗, 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚐𝚎, 𝚊𝚔𝚊 𝙲𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚕𝚎𝚜, 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚃𝙳𝙼, 𝙿𝚘𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚛𝙼𝙼𝙾𝚜 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜. 

𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗 𝙸𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛. 𝚄𝙸𝙳 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚙𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚌 :)
𝙰𝚁52
(𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎) 

Eula main

𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚜𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚘𝚒 𝙼𝚊𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚘 😩

𝙲𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚎 𝚛𝚞𝚗: 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚍𝚘𝚖/𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜 😩😩

𝙲𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚎 𝚛𝚞𝚗 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚍𝚘𝚖: 𝚕𝚟𝚕 35

𝙼𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜: 𝚂𝚘𝚛𝚋𝚎𝚝, 𝚁𝚎𝚍 𝚅𝚎𝚕𝚟𝚎𝚝, 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚎, 𝙿𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚢, 𝚂𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚍 𝙸𝚗𝚔 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚜. 

𝙲𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚎 𝚛𝚞𝚗 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔: 𝚕𝚟𝚕 34

𝙼𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜: 𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙿𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚢𝚊 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚘𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚜