Hello, fellow Tord fan.
I have come to offer you a job. If like action, adventure, even tactical missions this is the place for you! The job is very dangerous but this is a once in a lifetime opportunity!
Join the Crimson Scarlet Army today for a free trip around the globe!
*Insert warning in tiniest print ever about how brutal your death could be and how this is just the generic brand cereal of the Red Army*