Hello, My fellow Wattpadians. As you can probably tell already, I am a world defying weirdo. I love potatoes. In fact, I am going to get three dogs and name one Po, another, Tay, and the third one Toe. I feel bad for the dog I name Toe, but it will be worth it because when I am in public I can just randomly scream POTAYTOE, and everyone will assume I am a crazy person screaming potato. (I don't know if I just grammared that correctly. Heck, who knows if I grammared anything correctly.)

If I haven't already scared you off with my incessant weirdness, congratulations, you are officially crazier than I am. You should be proud, that is an extremely hard accomplishment.  Or maybe you should see a therapist, then again, who am I to judge?

 I am currently in high school. Though you probably have already guessed that or will have guessed that once you read my stories, due to the fact they are written by an amateur. No hard feelings if you decide not to read my stories because let's be honest, they're not that great. I know they are not that great, but I love writing so I'm going to continue writing.  If you don't like my books that is perfectly fine, but there is no reason for you to get upset. 

I have no idea what I am going to do with my life, and becoming an adult scares me to death.  

Sayonara, My fellow Wattpadians. 

P.S. There are many sacred things in life, including Pickles, Potatoes, Juice, Goldfish,  Animals (excluding ticks, I hate ticks even if they feed opossums and possums--which, by the way, are two different species), Family, and Harry Potter.  Respect these sacred things. Respect them.