I like pie. I'm not gay. I also don't like cake. I like to write simple sentences. I am tall. I went outside when there was hail, and I peed off of my pool. Has you ever met anyone else whose done that?
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The Detective Series: The Case of...
Kishan Logback, and Brady Patel are at it again, with the 2nd book in their series, The Case of the Terrorist...
Love Poems about Inanimate Objects
The sad thing is, I still get rejected by the objects.
The Shrekening
Shrek was an ordinary fairytale creature, who lived happily in his swamp. He had a beautiful, onion scented w...