Hiya, you've stumbled upon Enrique.
I'd prefer Rick. Call me Enrique, I'll bite your dick off.
I feel no need, to tell you my personal shit. Who the fuck are you to know.
My cat, Felix is better than you.
I'm fucking fabulous, deal with it.
Call me fake? Eat cumcakes.
If you have an accent; Get in my pants.
I'll love who I love, boy, girl, woman, man, cat, mermaid, etc. etc. 
That's it. I have no prefrence. 
Excuse me, while I stop being an ass v.v