I am that girl whose face becomes the path of rivers wile watching a baby birth! I am a sucker for those bib suckers! Go MotherLuvin Babies! 
I gave up on cussing coz u need a specific amount of energy for it and as a lazy person, energy is too precious such that it lies safely in my bank account ! Saving up for my honeymoon!
I talk .....Ayee Lot! My mum runs out of duct tape..that much! 
Music is what I eat, digest and fart!
My dreams are big enough to give whales complex!
Albert Einstein was one cool man! He's like the yo! dawg, you so cool, the freezer looks hot enough to melt!
Nothing makes me laugh more than Yo mama jokes and inappropriate Farts! I repeat!~ Inappropriate
I believe in living not breathing!
Im hot, dont question it...just deal with it!

Im as crowded with people as Marilyn Monroe in a market place!
Metaphors r my bitchez!
Im chocolate milk..brown and white if u know what i mean;)