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can we remember the time the guy in my world history class (who i thought hated me, we were always at each other's throats and we got into very loud fights during class) had a crush on me and one day he said "compare hand sizes so i can see how easily i can beat you tf up" while watching the news and i guess everyone in the class except for me that he liked me so they all just watched us and i was like "haha wow you have huge hands" and the teacher looked so fucking done so for the rest of the semester he put us next to each other , and on valentine's day i found him crying on the bus stop and i asked why and he said he wanted to ask me out but the girl i had a crush on ended up asking me out before him so i gave him a hug and said i was sorry and he said it's okay and i bought him a milkshake and we became best friends but the teacher was relentless and still kept putting us next to each other and the class STILL THOUGHT we were going to date so on the day before quarantine (which we knew would probably be the last day for a week or two) we fucked with everyone and held hands during class and when the class saw it they freaked out until we said it was a joke and then we almost got beaten up and to this day people still think we're together because word spread quickly and i later found out that basically everyone in the whole mf school knew he liked me. good times. i should contact him again.